On my continued quest to remain sort of focused on one theme, or whatever, guiding principle this semester, I have been thinking about this-Who would I want to say thanks to, like hey, you contributed this thing to my life I found really useful, just wanted to give you props.
So I am jogging this morning on the river trail (awesome) because I chose to go there because I am doing intervals on Wednesdays (not awesome) so I figure I would have a treat and actually drive (not awesome) somewhere nice to run (awesome). Well the thing is on this particular section of the trail (and I will so totally blame YOU Clarkston, Washington!) there are not only a lot of squirrels, but these fuckers are demanding. It's like running a gauntlet of nasty vermin fuzzy tailed pan handlers. There is a misguided underground movement over there (I have spied the members, and they were not wearing even synchronized t shirts or badges of any sort-totally dressed as civilians) of People Who Feed Squirrels. Maybe someone once told them that squirrels were cute and they believed it. It starts with this and ends up with a nation of millions dressed in matching pajamas or whatever. Watch. The point is I freaking hate squirrels and I do not appreciate them approaching me with the expectation that I will toss them food, or spare change, or whatever. They are rats with fuzzy tails who would just as soon eat their way through the walls of your house to use your clothing as nesting materials as they procreate in your crawlspace and eat your food at will. They have no regard for your hard earned money or personal space. They are evil conniving parasites.
Anyway, because of this, I realized that there are some people who I really would not want to spend time with (hate) who I would include on my shout out list.
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